It’s exciting times at Spams R Us, Inc., Shalampax’s leading spam company. The company expects that sometime today it will send out it’s 680 trillionth spam message.
With the world’s population getting close to 6.8 billion people, that means that, over the course of it’s just eight years in existence, Spams R Us will have sent out an average of more than 1,000 spam emails to every man, woman and child on the planet. Clearly, because not everyone in the world has an email address and because a few of the email addresses that do exist have not yet been harvested by Spams R Us, some people have received thousands, if not tens of thousands of Spams R Us’ messages.
Such a prodigious output from just one of Shalampax’s spam companies is nothing short of amazing. And they’ve done it all at no cost by using hijacked computers around the world that have been turned into spambots. Congratulations to the guys and gals at Spams R Us for reaching this monumental milestone!
To celebrate the company’s tremendous spam profits, Bloodynose, CEO of Spams R Us, will be serving milk and cookies to all who attend the party at his apartment. He will be charging a nominal fee for the refreshments. At the party, Bloodynose will also be selling—at low, low, low prices—penis-enlarging and breast-firming creams, lotions and potions.