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As the name implies, AcaiDietJitters contains ingredients derived from all-natural acai berries, which are loaded with antioxidants. How much weight can acai berries help you lose in just one week? Five pounds? Ten pounds? Twenty pounds? More? Who the hell knows? Not me and not ShalamSpamCo, but so what? Acai berries are hot for no apparent reason and that’s all that matters.