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Acai and Caffeine Diet

July 18th, 2009 2 comments

One of Shalampax’s newest spam companies, ShalamSpamCo Inc., is quickly becoming one of our biggest spam enterprises. After the firm’s highly successful launch of its Home Breast Augmentation Surgery Kit, hBASK, it is getting ready to unleash another blockbuster spam campaign. Billions of emails promoting its new AcaiDietJitters™ weight-loss diet supplement are ready to fly.

According to ShalamSpamCo, AcaiDietJitters is an exciting, radical, revolutionary, world-shattering, novel, new, innovative, ground-breaking, breakthrough weight-loss diet supplement.

As the name implies, AcaiDietJitters contains ingredients derived from all-natural acai berries, which are loaded with antioxidants. How much weight can acai berries help you lose in just one week? Five pounds? Ten pounds? Twenty pounds? More? Who the hell knows? Not me and not ShalamSpamCo, but so what? Acai berries are hot for no apparent reason and that’s all that matters.

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