Waist-Watchers Program
Rottentomato, owner of Shalampax’s Most Expensive Restaurant, keeps his eye on culinary trends around the world. He has, with some trepidation, witnessed the expanding worldwide distress about obesity. This girth anxiety has not yet reached Shalampax’s shores, but Rottentomato wants to stay ahead of the curve to ensure that a possible future concern about calories future will not affect his restaurant’s bottom line.
As a result, Rottentomato recently introduced a Waist-Watchers program at Shalampax’s Most Expensive Restaurant. This is not to be confused with the trademarked Weight Watchers plans and products from Weight Watchers International, Inc.
Rottentomato’s Waist-Watchers program does not involve any changes to his restaurant’s menu. Under the program, Shalampax’s Most Expensive Restaurant is altering its dress code to allow both males and females to bare their bellies while they eat.
