You would think that students on a miserable little island, such as Shalampax, with nothing to see and nowhere to go would be interested in learning about the wider world. However, if you think that about Shalampaxian students you are wrong. Our students generally show a complete lack of interest in geography class.
Leakycondom, the new geography teacher at the Shalampax school, thinks the problem is not the students, but rather the dry way that geography was taught by her predecessors. Leakycondom is determined to change that.
(Non sequitur aside: They never admitted it, but rumor has it that Leakycondom’s parents broke with Shalampaxian tradition when they named her. Rather than naming Leakycondom after something they saw after she was born they named her after something they noticed with regret after she was conceived.)