School Reopening Announced
The teachers of the Shalampax School believe that they will be mentally ready to resume their positions on Monday September 27. However, because their teaching skills have become rather rusty—and they weren’t much to speak of to begin with—the teachers’ first week back after their extended vacation will be a professional development week.
The professional development sessions will be held in the Third Floor Pub, where the ever-flowing libations are expected to provide teachers with the relaxation they need to fully benefit from their skills-building sessions.
Because of this professional development week, classes will not begin until Monday October 4. Parents will, therefore, have to find other care for their children until then.




