Prayer Services Cancelled
Paahlm, our God, has given us a clear sign that He wants us to refrain from organized prayer for a while. He made His wishes known by turning the Shalampax Paahlmist chapel, the only chapel in Shalampax, over to a colossal swarm of large, unfriendly, ugly cockroaches.
Because they are some of Paahm’s creatures, we can’t have the cockroaches exterminated. Instead, we must wait for them to leave on their own accord or for Paahlm to encourage them to leave.
As a result, prayer services have been cancelled until further notice. All those misfortunate enough to be employed may, however, continue to take days off work for all religious holidays. In addition, feel free to pray, or just mumble incoherently, privately at your own pace, but please try to refrain from annoying others if you do so in their presence.
During this Paahlm-enforced suspension of services, the Exalted Coconut, spiritual leader of the Paahlmist faith, will split his time between the bar and his bed.