Peeps, we have a mystery on our hands! Our very own glamour-girl-in-her-own-mind and celebrity wannabe, Openfly, is missing.
Her disappearance was first noticed by Shalampax’s crackerjack part-time cop and full-time bartender, Buttertart. Well into his shift at the bar, Buttertart realized that Openfly hadn’t yet come in for her regular five pre-dinner cocktails or her four post-dinner liqueurs.
Buttertart was concerned because Openfly hadn’t missed a single one of her nightly drinking sessions for at least five years. Her absence was particularly disconcerting because she was responsible for a large part of the bar’s revenue.
Upon closing the bar four hours after noticing Openfly’s absence, Buttertart leapt into action in his role as Shalampax’s only police officer. By “leapt into action” I mean that he immediately hopped into bed for a restful night’s sleep so he could be fully refreshed when he began his investigations ten hours later.