It might not be readily apparent from the articles here in Shalampax Speaks, but Shalampaxians are a very inquisitive people. We frequently consider the big issues of life.
For example, a common question around here is, “If there are five coconuts very high up in a particularly tall palm tree and one of them falls directly on my head, how many coconuts will there be left up there very high in the particularly tall palm tree?”
Alright, I only said we are inquisitive. I didn’t say we are bright.